1. Denial: Lockout? What lockout? There is no lockout I am pumped for the first game!
2. Anger:Fuck you Bettman. Fuck you hockey. Fuck you all. Fuck man.
3. Bargaining: Can’t they play hockey if Sidney Crosby promises to do this more often?
4. Depression: I will cry if there is no hockey what else will I do with my time? NOOO
5. Acceptance: Fine. No hockey? At least I don’t have to see Pierre.